boobs hurt. stomach hurts. heartburn. swollen feet. swollen cheeks. farting. peeing on myself. stretch marks? more farting. random craving. must have chocolate covered donuts. whoops, just threw up in my mouth again. Jesus Christ if this baby doesn’t stop kicking my bladder. can’t fit my shoes or jeans anymore. and I threw up foreal now. it’s 4 am and my baby wants to wake me up with a kick to my vag. weird metal taste in my mouth. where are my toes?that smell is making me sick. oh look my belly button is sticking out. BIGGER STRETCHMARKS. boobs leaking. can’t SLEEP for the life of me. anddd I have to pee now. HOLY SHIT he kicked me in my ribs. headaches. bad mood. bladders always full. are those contractions? nope just gas.